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Big Lepke is West Side Terminator.

Some of the Hard Luck Army were concerned with Big Lepke's last appearance on the Hard Luck Show, Episode 236 , because Lep by his own words just wasn't doing so good physically. Throughout the week Big Lucks and the crew were getting cryptic updates from Big Lepke, mysterious, worrisome and left us bewildered. Had Schmitty's Hot Tamale Leprosy poisoned Big Lep? Had Big Lep OD'd on green juice? What the hell was happening? It's anyone's guess.


Cut to: TODAY! Checking in on Big Lep only reveals that NOTHING, NOTHING and again, NOTHING can stop Big Lep. He is a cyborg from West Side future sent back to rewrite Game history and nothing can stop him. Even if he gave a thumbs up as he was lowered into molten metal, some weeks later he'd arrive back from the future fresher than ever. I have reached out to Arnold Schwarzenegger to set up an arm wrestling match between Lepk-inator and the Governator. Not surprisingly, Arnold is laying low.



He is Unstoppable. The below table is based on The National Center for Hard Luck Statistics (NCHLS) which operates the Research Data Crew (RDC) to allow researchers access to restricted-use data. It explains Big Lep's incredible health qualities.



FATAL TO REGULAR PEOPLE

FATAL TO LEP?

PRISON

NOPE

BULLETS

NOPE

STROKE

NOPE

KNIFE

NOPE

SHERM

NOPE


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